Thursday, January 1, 2009

Slutty Male Athlete: Alberto Tomba

He's listed by the people behind Nerve.com as one of the world's sluttiest athletes ever. For totally naked photos of Alberto Tomba, click here. Here's what nerve.com says about him:
Who knows if Alberto Tomba was all talk, but it was certainly memorable talk. "Tomba la Bomba," who famously howled "I am a beast!" as he crossed the finish line in the 1987 Alpine Skiing World Cup (adding, "I am the new messiah of skiing!"), demonstrated similar humility with regards to the opposite sex. At the 1992 Winter Olympics in Albertville, France, he remarked, "I used to have a wild time with three women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will live it up with five women, but only until 3 a.m." When asked in 1994 if he preferred Witt, Nancy Kerrigan, or Tonya Harding, he replied "All three, together." It's hard to say whether Tomba was putting his penis where his mouth was, but at least one report suggests he was actively trying. Former U.S. World Cup skier Eva Twardokens remembers running into Tomba in Japan, in 1989: "Walking back to the ski rooms. . . he was saying things like, 'Come back to my room, we'll have fun, it's no problem.'" Good times? Not really. "He was just joking and flirting, but it really kind of scared me."


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