Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church billboards.
“Walmart is not the only saving place”
“There are some questions that can t be Answered by google”
A church billboard in New Zealand.
“Come to church! Resistance is futile” Looks like a Star Trek church
“Staying in Bed Shouting: Oh God! Does not Constitute Going to Church”
“If you Think its hot here..imagine hell”
“Forbidden fruit..creates many jams”
Christmas: Easier to spell than hannukah
“Sign marker on vacation. Come inside for message”
“Free coffee everlasting life, yes membership has its privileges”
“Don`t be so open-minded your brains fall out”
Jesus is the rizzle for the sizzle
“I kissed a girl and i liked it then i went to hell”. The pastor posted the sign said it was a loving reminder to teenagers that the Bible denounces homosexuality. He also said the video was like pornography.
Don`t let worry kill you let the church help
“Souler energy used here”
“God answe`s knee-mail”
“Stop drop and roll does ot work in hell”
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