<1>
He?
Bullet?
N?
Awaz?
N?
Light?
N?
Answer: Dua
Q K Ye Apki Zuban Se Ada Hone
<2>
Jo Aansoo Na Hote Ankhon Mein,
To Aankhen Itni Khubsurat Na Hotin.
Jo Dard Na Hota Dil Mein,
To Khushi Ki Koi Keemat Na Hoti.
Jo Bewafai Na Ki Hoti Waqt Ne,
To Wafa Ki Kabhi Chahat Na Hoti.
Agar Sochne Se Puri Ho Jatin Muraadein To,
Dua Ki Kabhi Zarorat Na Hoti .
<3>
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
Better Things Come To Those Who Try
Best Things Come To Those
Who Believed
Desired Things Come To Those Who Pray.
Friendship SMS
<1>
True Friendship Never Fades With Time:),
Become More Tasteful Like Old Wine:)),
Only A Friend Can Understand Words And
Convert The Rolling Tears Into A Smile!
<2>
I Have A Special Meal For You:
A Glass Of Care, A Plate Of Love,
A Spoon Of Peace, A Fork Of Trust,
And A Bowl Of Happiness.. So Hog Nicely!
<3>
Passion Running Trough My Veins,
Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading.
Overpowering Desire Set
Good Luck SMS
<1>
Luck Is Yours Wishes Are Mine Let’s Ur
Future Be Always Shine.Best Of Luck
<2>
Happiness As Light As Air.
Love As Deep As Ocean.
Friends As Solid As Diamonds And
Success As Bright As Gold.
These R My Wishes 4 U Today N
Everyday…Goodluck
<3>
God’s Blessing May Come As A Surprise, And
How Much U Recieve, Depends On How Much,
Ur Heart Can Believe.May U Be Blessed Beyond
Wat U Expect
Naughty SMS
<1>
Post Office Mei 1 Achi Job Hai.
Rs 25,000 Pay Milegi.
Kaam Sirf Ye He K Sara Din
Zuban Bahar Nikal Kar Bethna Hoga.
Log Lifafay Band Karenge…
<2>
Vegetable Msg :
Mooli ,Gajar Ka Noor Tujuhe Pe Barse,
Teri Chahat Ko Aloo Tamatar Tarse.
Goobi ,Bhendi Ki Tarah Tu Khilaye.
Aur
Aur
Aur
Kaddu Ki Barish Tuje Pe Pade
Tap Tap………!!
<3>
Athisa Aisa A Awaya Atoa Atela Aua
Aguda Anighta Aina A Anewa Astylea.
Confused.
Can’t Undrstand Plz Erase 1st
And Last Letter Of Each Word.
Funny Jokes
<1>
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
<2>
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
<3>
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
Miss You SMS
<1>
They Say Forgive And Forget,
But If Someone Is Worth Forgiving
Then You’ll Never Forget Them
<2>
Shaam Ki Tanhai Mein Khoo Na Jana,
Kisi Ki Masti Mein Doob Na Jana,
Milegi Zaroor Kal Manzil Tumhe,
Apni Manzil Ko Paa Kr Is Dost Ko
Bhul Na Jana.
<3>
Phool Jese Doston Se Bhi Kya Dosti Krna,
Kuch Pal K Baad Murjha Jatey Hain,
Dosti Krni Hai To Hum Jese
Kaanton Se Karo,
Jo Chubney K Baad Bhi Yaad Aatey Hein,
Sad SMS
<1>
Judai Har Pal Yun Mehsoos Na Hoti, Kash
Wo Itni Majbur Na
Hoti, Waqt Banaa Deta Hai Insan Ko Bewafa
Warna Mohabat Itni
Mashhoor Na Hoti !
<2>
Kisi K Pyar Me Gehri Chot Khai Hai,
Wafa Se Pehle Hi Bewafai Pai Hai,
Log To Dua Mangte Hain Is Haal Me
Marne Ki,
Par Humne Uski Yadon Me Jine Ki Kasam
Khai Hai
<3>
Aj Kal K Nojawan Hain Ishq K Mare
Aay Jaha B Larki Nazar Karte Hain Ishare
Masrof Hain Is Qadar Ishq Me Bechare
Milti Nahi Fursat Or Mar Jate Hain Kanware
Eid-ul-Azha SMS
Har roz teri Deed ki umeed hoti hai ,
dekhta hoon ke kab meri ye Eid hoti hai ,
tujhse na baat ki kabhi na kuch mein bola dekhay kab is khamoosh muhabbat ki jeet hoti hai . Eid Mubarak.
Naureen
<2>
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK
Naureen
Love SMS
<1>
Suno ,
Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha ,
Ye Mohabat Mer Nahi Sakti ,
Magar Adhora Such Suna Humne,
Mukamal Such To Ye Hai Ke
Mohabbat Khud Nahi Marti
Mohabbat Maar Deti Hai.
<2>
Aya Nahi Wo Lab Pe Abi Raaz-E-Mohabbat,
Goonj Uthi Har Traf Saaz-E-Mohabbat,
Dil Torte Be Hain Humen Chahte Be Hain,
Ab Tak Smajh Na Paye Hum Ye Andaaz-E-Mohabbat?
<3>
Us Par Khushi Sajti Hai BahutUs Se Kehna
Muskraya KarayUski Ankh Num Si Achi Nahi LagtiUs
Se Kehna Gham Mjhay De Jaya KarayYe Zindgi
Bahut Taveel Safar HaiUs Se Kehna Tanhai Se
Kinara KarayZindgi Uski Hmain Piyari Hai BahutUs Se
Kehna Kisi Ko Jan Sy Piyara Na Karay
Happy New Year SMS
<1>
Here Is A Wishing That
The Coming Year Is A Glorious One
That Rewards All Your
Future Endeavors With Success
<2>
Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door,
Kya Karein Yahi Hai Kudrat Ka Dastoor,
Purane Yaadein Sochkar Udaas Na Ho Tum,
Naya Saal Aaya Hai Chalo…
Dhoom Machale, Dhoom Machale Dhoom!!
<3>
Beauty, Freshness..
Dreams, Truth..
Imagination, Feeling..
Faith, Trust..
This Is Begining Of A New Year!
Faraz SMS
<1>
HaMare MuLk mE bEhAd mAsAiL hAiN aJ kAl pAnI, bIJlI, mEhNgAi, iNfLatIoN, JobLesNes, cHorI, dAkAitI. In sAb ka zAmIdAr bHaLa koN hAi.
<2>
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Maar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola Pata Ha Kyun?
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha
I M FARAZ
<3>
Koi Kehta Hai K Musharraf K Jany K Baad Sab Theek Hojaye Ga
FARAZZ
Yeh Mat Bholon Sathiyoon K Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai
Kiss SMS
<1>
Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai.
Boy To Girl : Kia Me Aap Ka
Haath Choom Sakta Hoon.
Girl : Kion, Mere Honton Pe Kaante Lage
Hyn Kia.
<2>
Tuje Chumne Ka Maza Hi Aur Hai,
Tuje Me Chuma Tere In Kubsurat Gulabi Honton
Pe,
Tuje Chumo Me Tera Hasen Mehktwe Jism Ko,
Bus Tume Hi Chum Ta Jao Mera Is Tarah,
Mere Jawani Ki Saal Beet Jaye.
<3>
Never Ask 4 A Kiss, Just Take It.
Never Give A Hug, Ask 4 It.
Never Ask Do U Luv Me, First Say
I Luv U.
Never Say I Can”T Live Without U, Say
I Live For U.
Exams SMS
<1>
There Are Six Components Of Wellness :
Proper Weight And Diet, Proper Exercise,
Breaking The Smoking Habit, Control Of Alcohol,
Stress Management And Periodic Exams.
<2>
There Are Six Components Of Wellness :
Proper Weight And Diet, Proper Exercise,
Breaking The Smoking Habit, Control Of Alcohol,
Stress Management And Periodic Exams.
<3>
I Was Thrown Out Of College
For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam;
I Looked Into The Soul Of The
Boy Sitting Next To Me.
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